october recap.

last month, i......

1. moved
2. drank way too much
3. wrecked my bike more than once wasted
4. was a zombie for 3 separate parties
5. made out with a 45 year old cougar
6. came really close to kicking someone's ass (this would never happen, i would lose.)
7. shat in someone's yard (completely necessary)
8. had sex with someone that is in a relationship
9. walked my tab more than once
10. passed out on the couch on the porch of my old apartment after i walked my tab



great job!